Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Children, avert your eyes
Bf and I saw this place while on vacation in Seattle. He wouldn't go in with me.
Anyhow, I was going to post jewelry with this. Get your mind out of the gutter! This isn't an NC-17 blog, so you'll just have to google "erotic jewelry" on your own time. (And wow! That's some kind of jewelry...)
I was, however, going to post these crazy jewelry thongs (underwear) that I saw a link for on a fairly innocuous jewelry website, but now I can't find the bookmark. Suffice it to say, the video/ commercial for these things? Amazing. A man and woman getting ready to go out. The man is almost completely dressed and starts an argument with the woman, who is not yet ready. They are very bad actors. The woman stands up in a huff and says something to the effect of "Fine! I'll get ready right now!" She (of course) drops her robe and stalks into the closet. The man's eye catches a glimpse of shine at her butt crack. It's a diamond thong! (Or something. It wasn't called underwear and it was made of gemstones and gold. The whole thing was a little vague.) He is intrigued by the gems and tells her to forget it, they're staying in.